One liners - Definations
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.
10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.
13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.
15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Re: :::|| VU Google Group ||::: One liners - Definations
Well done zarik...good job man keep it up...
Best Wishes.
On Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 3:29 AM, zarik khan <zarik.khan@gmail.com> wrote:
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